Calvin’s Weekend (Friday)

Where do I start. On Friday I went to hit up SF to talk to some peeps regarding some new gig that Mark Fatlace hook me up and after I tried to pass by at Timbuk2 which they are releasing a new bag that Benny Gold design but it was still closed and they were still preparing. You can check out the fotos from HUF SF blog here.

SF always has some interesting shit and while I was walking around Hayes Valley I almost stepped on a dead rat on the middle of a sidewalk.

I was so overwhelmed with my whole week with work, picking up the Jet Ski, and whole another shit of things so I lag and made everyone wait. Fuck em. Before leaving I had to help out Jay Pizo pick up goodies from Dunlop Tires.

Picked up Steezy and Bezzy, it was finally time to head out. Jay P. had to stay behind for some con call with his work. Or maybe his girl was still home and can’t leave yet. CHECK!

Ruckus. Check

Jet Ski. Check

Cell Phone. Check
Radar. Check
Navi. Check

On the way to Napa, we hit traffic and i saw this fat fuck’s ad on the billboard. We should all move to Canada. Canada is soooo fucking wonderful.

We finally arrived at the house and Jay L our host of the weekend and Calvin the bachelor was already there all excited telling us how phat the house is. Its like MTV CRIB YO!

We rented a 5 bedroom house that has EVERYTHING you need. Its like someone was living there and just left for a couple of days for us to move in for 3 days.

There’s a pool in the back. The pool was warm, about 70+ degree.

18 hole golf course in our backyard. I was about to bust out a Tiger Wood AZN style but no one wanted some.

There’s about 5 bedroom with full beds in the house. So having like 10+ people is comfortable. Even with 20 hookers it would still be comfortable. Here’s Stephen all excited jumping around the bed.

Jay’s homie was already there. Master Chief Nate our chief for the weekend. Dude wakes up hella early to cook everyone food. I’m not talking about typical food but some good shit. Homeboy was cooking some SINIGANG! (Green), June Bug aka “I’m in love with the stripper” (white), and Cupcake aka Jayson (White Hat).

Note that the surrounding are all old farts retired mofos living next to a golf course so fucking around with the Ruckus outside the house and making all that noise wasn’t a good idea. We got a phone call giving us a warning that if we partied, they will call the cheriff, i mean sheriff.

Then Jay Pizo finally arrives and he takes a shit on the bidet. Motherfucker you wash your ass there, not take a shit. Ohhh you were asking how, what,when… Don’t ask me question!

The party wasn’t supposed to start until Saturday so we set up the projector and played some WII, bumpin hyphy music.

Everyone was snappin fotos, playing wii, getting drunk and high like a motherfuckers.

Nate and Jason posing for the cam while playing some wii.

Having 15 guys in the house, no internet, beers so Jay Pizo came up with an idea to get another stripper for Calvin. Homeboy was the one that hook everyone up and paid for the bezzy. But I wasn’t that excited, strippers is just another cunt stripping. Waste of money and yes I’m gay.

We went to a local grocery store and asked Charles Mark to change all our money into dollars. We even ask him to come to the party but I think he thinks we’re gay.

Here’s Jay practicing how to make it rain on dem hoes!

We played a little game called Cell Phone Shots. If your celly rings, you have to take a shot and it was a disaster. LOL

Here are the guys getting ready for the hookers, i mean strippers. Look at Jay L.’s face. HAHAHA

Funny thing is that when the stripper came the girl that we ordered for tomorrow was with her. So China was just chillin with the boys and there was a lot of ‘cupcaking’ in the house as Jason would say.

Actually the only one that was cup caking was Master chief Nate and Jason. LOL Here’s them with ‘China’. Homegirl was cool or she was just cup caking people that when its her turn to be a whore will throw some monies.

There’s one thing that It’s getting old. Bachelor and strippers. I don’t know, its the same ‘ol shit and we were already having a blast before the cuntly ugly face bitch came. I don’t know, I just don’t get that excited about strippers anymore. (The ugly stripper is not on the pics and you don’t want to see the pics.) Also the funny thing was, we didn’t really want to spend money on the ugly stripper we just wanted her to do some stupid shit. Like stick a bat inside her *****. ok not really but since we were being cheap they were doing some stripper math. There was 12 of us and in order for her panties to come off it was another $100 bucks. We don’t want to see your roast beef bitch.

Homegirl was like “its only $6 dollar each person”. So we gave in and pitch in $6 bucks each and bitch complain that it was short. You said 6 bucks each bitch, well I don’t blame her.

Ill post pics of our Saturday tomorrow since this is getting too long and I have to get some work done. And Barry is uploading a few vids. And just to let all you know, our saturday is madness.

Filed by Motherfucking Al at August 28th, 2007 under Travel